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PostSubject: New Manager   Fri May 18, 2018 1:26 am

I want Rafa.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Fri May 18, 2018 1:26 am

Will get Pards.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Fri May 18, 2018 7:02 am

I want Pep

We'll get Pulis

Or Ranieri
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Fri May 18, 2018 3:19 pm

Rafa for me, but why he would want work for our fuckwit owners I just can't think.

Good shout on Ranieri, he could well be the man picked by the fuckwits
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Fri May 18, 2018 5:48 pm

Pellegrini, Emery or Howe for me ta. martini

Bollocks to the fat Spanish waiter. snooty
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Sat May 19, 2018 4:37 pm

The South American Corpse looks like he is coming.

Improvement on Moyesiah. Improvement on Bilic. Not an awful appointment IMO.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Sat May 19, 2018 5:48 pm

Great innit. smoking

Long live the Chilean Corpse!*



*until we get spanked by a bunch of cunts or he keels over and dies, which is probably the 1st game of the season either way
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Sun May 20, 2018 5:57 pm

Whoever we have will have the life (Chilean Corpse already dead) and soul drained out of them by our cunt-like owners
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Sun May 20, 2018 6:22 pm

Naturally. Still, it's nice to have a dead corpse haunting the place not pissing me off more than a gormless clueless defeatist bug eyed cunt in charge.

The CC is actually quite liked..



If it was Moyes, he'd be carried out and placed in a dust cart.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Mon May 21, 2018 3:05 pm

It would be a lot better than I was expecting, but still plenty of time for our cunt owners to fuck it up. It will be interesting to see how he finds our dynamic transfer dealings.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Mon May 21, 2018 8:14 pm

Ampthill Iron II wrote:
It would be a lot better than I was expecting, but still plenty of time for our cunt owners to fuck it up.  It will be interesting to see how he finds our dynamic transfer dealings.  

Plenty of time for him to snuff it too...... Although if he's already dead, that means he's technically a Zombie scratch
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 9:49 am

Done deal innit

Pelligrini out
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 10:26 am

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Ampthill Iron II wrote:
It would be a lot better than I was expecting, but still plenty of time for our cunt owners to fuck it up.  It will be interesting to see how he finds our dynamic transfer dealings.  

Plenty of time for him to snuff it too...... Although if he's already dead, that means he's technically a Zombie scratch

It didn't stop Avram Grant managing the club, he was surely dead at the time for all the contribution he made
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 10:29 am

Come on chaps, give the corpse a chance...

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Chilean pepper out!
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 11:55 am

I'm still reeling at the shock that the Dave's have kept to their word. best of all the corpse will have full responsibility for player transfers
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 1:06 pm

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I'm still reeling at the shock that the Dave's have kept to their word.  best of all the corpse will have full responsibility for player transfers

Will he bollocks, Sully will definitely have had his fingers crossed during that promise
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 1:31 pm

I think it's a fantastic appointment tbh. I wonder where it will all go wrong and how soon Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 2:29 pm

Wonder if he has a fit daughter, who's photos of her scantily clad are available on't web
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 2:47 pm

Bollocks wrote:
I think it's a fantastic appointment tbh. I wonder where it will all go wrong and how soon Neutral

1 million percent.
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 2:49 pm

It will all end in tears, i guarantee it

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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 6:03 pm

Loved this snippet from the Guardian

At City the prevailing criticism of Pellegrini was how entrenched his approach was. The attack-at-all costs ethos could make him look tactically naive, as it did in Champions League last-16 defeats by Barcelona in consecutive seasons, when his side were knocked out 4-1 and 3-1 on aggregate.

I'll definitely be calling for his head if we get knocked out of the Champions league in the last 16. against Barcelona 4-1 on aggregate, we'll all be saying, if only we had a more pragmatic Moyes or Allerdyce.

good article by the way here's the link, as I imagine I'm the only Guardian reader on here. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Should we invite Pelligrini to the H.C. lunch on Friday? I think he's the type for getting pissed and then trying to cop off with some beast from Essex
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PostSubject: Re: New Manager   Tue May 22, 2018 6:58 pm

Ampthill Iron II wrote:
Loved this snippet from the Guardian

At City the prevailing criticism of Pellegrini was how entrenched his approach was. The attack-at-all costs ethos could make him look tactically naive, as it did in Champions League last-16 defeats by Barcelona in consecutive seasons, when his side were knocked out 4-1 and 3-1 on aggregate.

I'll definitely be calling for his head if we get knocked out of the Champions league in the last 16. against Barcelona 4-1 on aggregate, we'll all be saying, if only we had a more pragmatic Moyes or Allerdyce.

good article by the way here's the link, as I imagine I'm the only Guardian reader on here.  https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/may/22/west-ham-manuel-pellegrini-manager-coup-success-attacking-style

Should we invite Pelligrini to the H.C. lunch on Friday? I think he's the type for getting pissed and then trying to cop off with some beast from Essex

Only if he's the type that puts his hand in his pocket
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