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PostSubject: He’s alive!!!   Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:10 am

I had my transistor radio on all day, waiting to hear 'middle aged taxi driver suffers double hernia, yards from the finishing line'. I suppose the 17p I pledged is going to a good cause.

Well done you pikey scum.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:58 am

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I had my transistor radio on all day, waiting to hear 'middle aged taxi driver suffers double hernia, yards from the finishing line'.  I suppose the 17p I pledged is going to a good cause.

Well done you pikey scum.

The run was cancelled, but he now has a cunning plan
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Mon Mar 19, 2018 4:57 pm

It’s cunning but fucking dangerous!!
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:52 pm


Come on then, spill the beans, you pikey cunt.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:28 pm

I thought he was actually dead much like previous members Tilly, Parkie, SF, Lonshanks etc.

RIP all.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Tue Mar 20, 2018 6:12 pm

Chinky wrote:

Come on then, spill the beans, you pikey cunt.

I thought it was common knowledge.

On the 31st March, I’m running from the Old Den to the Olympic stadium via the new Den and Upton Park (11.5 Miles).
This will be done as promised in full West Ham kit with claret and blue hair.
It’s gonna be a minefield.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:18 pm

Are you sure you aint just going through a midlife crisis you mad bastard? screwy

You'll have to duck and dive your way through a number of staged whu protests against the Board on the day too. Carry a corner flag and you'll be cheered all the way like Rocky.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:42 am

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Are you sure you aint just going through a midlife crisis you mad bastard?  screwy

You'll have to duck and dive your way through a number of staged whu protests against the Board on the day too. Carry a corner flag and you'll be cheered all the way like Rocky.
Be sure to say hello, I’ll be easy to spot.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:16 am

Reeves,Johnny Reeves wrote:
Stevo wrote:
Are you sure you aint just going through a midlife crisis you mad bastard?  screwy

You'll have to duck and dive your way through a number of staged whu protests against the Board on the day too. Carry a corner flag and you'll be cheered all the way like Rocky.
Be sure to say hello, I’ll be easy to spot.

Gutted i'm missing this
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:22 pm


What time and whereabouts at the OS do you reckon, Reeves? I'll pop along to say hello, I don't want to miss the X factor crossed arms at the finish.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:10 pm

If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:22 am

Chinky wrote:

What time and whereabouts at the OS do you reckon, Reeves? I'll pop along to say hello, I don't want to miss the X factor crossed arms at the finish.
I’m leaving Cold Blow Lane at 11.30 and aim to finish around 1.30 where the Isla fundraising stand is by the club shop. I’ll be the cunt in the West Ham kit, socks as well.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:29 am

36 years of pain wrote:
Reeves,Johnny Reeves wrote:
Stevo wrote:
Are you sure you aint just going through a midlife crisis you mad bastard?  screwy

You'll have to duck and dive your way through a number of staged whu protests against the Board on the day too. Carry a corner flag and you'll be cheered all the way like Rocky.
Be sure to say hello, I’ll be easy to spot.

Gutted i'm missing this
Where are you then?
Can I have your seat?
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 6:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:37 am

Claret and blue, these colours don't run, albeit they do in this case.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:44 pm

They certainly will Ampts, although I am thinking about jumping on a number 15 bus along Barking Road
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 1:45 pm

Millwall 4 Isla Dogs, surely?
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:27 pm

Reeves,Johnny Reeves wrote:
36 years of pain wrote:
Reeves,Johnny Reeves wrote:
Stevo wrote:
Are you sure you aint just going through a midlife crisis you mad bastard?  screwy

You'll have to duck and dive your way through a number of staged whu protests against the Board on the day too. Carry a corner flag and you'll be cheered all the way like Rocky.
Be sure to say hello, I’ll be easy to spot.

Gutted i'm missing this
Where are you then?
Can I have your seat?

France

Yes of course, but only if you keep the full kit on
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:00 pm

To save me the trouble of trawling back through all the thousands of posts, from our hundreds of posters, remind me what match you're doing this on?
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 7:52 pm

Full kit wanker.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:15 pm

He should change back into the Millwall kit for the match
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:36 am

He should be rewarded with a Season Ticket for life at the Olympic Stadium.
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:35 am

Stevo wrote:
He should be rewarded with a Season Ticket for life at the Olympic Stadium.

Now that would be cruel
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PostSubject: Re: He’s alive!!!   Fri Mar 23, 2018 10:59 am

Southampton Ampts
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