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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:05 pm

Or you could press the subtitles button.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:06 pm

The Kronic wrote:
Or you could press the subtitles button.
You need that to decipher Ampts' posts.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:21 pm

Up In The Air wrote:
"Gandhi, yeah. He made one great film and you never saw him again."



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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:37 pm

Cunting bastard wrote:
Up In The Air wrote:
"Gandhi, yeah. He made one great film and you never saw him again."



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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:51 pm

The Kronic wrote:
Or you could press the subtitles button.

Well why didn't you flipping well say so snooty
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:13 am

Last night I watched the dullest most tedious film I've ever seen. It was a Scottish art-house film on Film 4, which should have told me all I needed to know. The film was called Shell and was based on the slightly unusual relationship between a Father and his 17 year old daughter living and working on their own in a very remote Scottish petrol station.

If you ever want to set yourself a mental challenge to test your boredom threshold to the highest degree, then watch from start to finish.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:19 am

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Last night I watched the dullest most tedious film I've ever seen.  It was a Scottish art-house  film on Film 4, which should have told me all I needed to know.  The film was called Shell and was based on the slightly unusual relationship between a Father and his 17 year old daughter living and working on their own in a very remote Scottish petrol station.

If you ever want to set yourself a mental challenge to test your boredom threshold to the highest degree, then watch from start to finish.
Or attempt to read your posts.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:23 am

Dean Moriarty wrote:
Ampthill Iron II wrote:
Last night I watched the dullest most tedious film I've ever seen.  It was a Scottish art-house  film on Film 4, which should have told me all I needed to know.  The film was called Shell and was based on the slightly unusual relationship between a Father and his 17 year old daughter living and working on their own in a very remote Scottish petrol station.

If you ever want to set yourself a mental challenge to test your boredom threshold to the highest degree, then watch from start to finish.
Or attempt to read your posts.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:32 am

I watched up till the deer laying in the road scene and turned over. I'm ok if it's humans but can't stand watching animals suffering.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:37 am

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I watched up till the deer laying in the road scene and turned over. I'm ok if it's humans but can't stand watching animals suffering.


Same as.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:40 am

Watched I Saw The Devil. I thought it was going to be more gory than it actually was. Good film but I thought Oldboy was better.

3.5/5 plops

Other Korean films I aim to watch are The Chaser, Mother and The Man From Nowhere.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:25 am

Ampthill Iron II wrote:
Last night I watched the dullest most tedious film I've ever seen.  It was a Scottish art-house  film on Film 4, which should have told me all I needed to know.  The film was called Shell and was based on the slightly unusual relationship between a Father and his 17 year old daughter living and working on their own in a very remote Scottish petrol station.

If you ever want to set yourself a mental challenge to test your boredom threshold to the highest degree, then watch from start to finish.

Oi, lover man, ya na de rools, where's the turd rating??????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:50 pm

The Kronic wrote:
Up In The Air wrote:
I watched up till the deer laying in the road scene and turned over. I'm ok if it's humans but can't stand watching animals suffering.


Same as.

That was the highlight, it went downhill after that, it went downhill faster than Franz Klammer carrying an anvil.

Oh and 36 Years my North, my south, my east, my west, my everything. I didn't give it a rating because it didn't merit one little piss drop, let alone a whole plop.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:02 pm

Ampthill Iron II wrote:
The Kronic wrote:
Up In The Air wrote:
I watched up till the deer laying in the road scene and turned over. I'm ok if it's humans but can't stand watching animals suffering.


Same as.

That was the highlight, it went downhill after that, it went downhill faster than Franz Klammer carrying an anvil.

Oh and 36 Years my North, my south, my east, my west, my everything.  I didn't give it a rating because it didn't merit one little piss drop, let alone a whole plop.  

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:10 pm

You can award girly pebble poos you know.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:30 pm

Dean Moriarty wrote:
The Kronic wrote:
Or you could press the subtitles button.
You need that to decipher Ampts' posts.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:04 pm

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I've not actually seen it, the reviews put me off.
Fuck me, it's even on YouTube affraid


I attempted to watch this last night, utterly fucking depraved, the sick cunt that thought it up needs locking in a room with our Parkie and his rusty bolt cutters. utterly vile.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:48 pm

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I attempted to watch this last night, utterly fucking depraved, the sick cunt that thought it up needs locking in a room with our Parkie and his rusty bolt cutters.  utterly vile.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:56 pm

The Kronic wrote:
Ampthill Iron II wrote:



I attempted to watch this last night, utterly fucking depraved, the sick cunt that thought it up needs locking in a room with our Parkie and his rusty bolt cutters.  utterly vile.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:08 pm

The Affair, great TV, four and a half plops floating in the Armitage & Shanks
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:32 pm

Agreed Ampts.

Went up a notch when they cracked the Gear out.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:36 am

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Agreed Ampts.

Went up a notch when they cracked the Gear out.

Very much so young Bollocks, but the most important message for you to derive from the film, is the importance of having extra marital affairs to keep your own marriage fresh and vibrant.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:10 am

Noted.

Why he bolted after finding out she was a massive Gak dealer I will never know. The Trout lipped whore was my least favourite character until that point.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:49 pm

Bollocks wrote:
Noted.

Why he bolted after finding out she was a massive Gak dealer I will never know. The Trout lipped whore was my least favourite character until that point.

Yep she certainly went up in my estimation
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