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PostSubject: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:15 am

Just about the only thing Fanny Dyer done that was watchable too.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:32 pm

Football Factory was good.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:00 pm

Stevo wrote:
Just about the only thing Fanny Dyer done that was watchable too.


Just clocked this. Even autocorrect seems to have it right when recognising his name.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:53 am

Bollocks wrote:
Football Factory was good.

I thought it was a cringe-fest, especially Nick Love trying to copy Martin Scorsese.

Now Paddington is a brilliant, quintessentially British flick. I loved it. So fuck you. 5 marmalade poos
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat May 09, 2015 12:19 am

John Wick - Shoot em up, duffed up, fucked up Action thriller

Stylish flick about a retired hitman that goes on the rampage.

Spoiler - If you love puppies (not titties) then this won't be for you. I can only akin it to how Kronic would act if anything happened to Alfie or a pet Fox... hunter

Random guest appearance of the month - Lovejoy Shocked


4 dangerously wet bottom splurters and a couple of cling-ons
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat May 09, 2015 8:35 am

Just finished the first series of Penny Dredful.

"This programme contains strong language, sex, violence and scenes that you may find distressing"

And in Miss Ives, you have a nut job that would be an amazing fuck.

What's not to like?four solid stools.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat May 09, 2015 6:12 pm

Special mention of the 30th anniversary of Weird Science starring the delectable Kelly LeBroc.

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon May 18, 2015 8:57 pm

Has Game of Thrones gone too far in this episode ponders the vile Torygraph, I fucking hope so squirt

Unless it's naked men kissing, then I hope not, not that there is anything wrong with that of course should any senior Lib Dems be perusing this bastion of modern left wing thinking.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue May 19, 2015 9:52 am

The Game on BBC 2. Proper 70s cold war MI5 paranoia drama. Only for intelligent people like me, mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue May 19, 2015 4:43 pm


Car Share on BBC1. About a supermarket car share scheme, comedy series from Peter Kay.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue May 19, 2015 4:53 pm

Mad Max Fury Road, it's decent but I'm not sure why everyone is raving about it, Charlize Theron gets duffed up and is still the best looking bird in it.


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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue May 19, 2015 4:55 pm

WHy have people stopped rating in poos?
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue May 19, 2015 5:04 pm

Charlize Theron is without doubt the best looking bird out there at the moment
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sat May 30, 2015 9:03 am

I knew American Sniper was a blatant pro neocon/Iraq war flick before watching it, but I've seen other films that were similar in message but at least watchable. And I knew Eastwood is a Conservative, but he's directed some decent stuff.
This unengaging pile of shit wasn't remotely enjoyable. The sniper was bland, simple and unlikable - just another brainwashed patriotic Septic div. The Iraqis were laughably portrayed as 'savages' who murdered kids with electric drills. Add to that, I was bored shitless throughout.
Possibly the worst war film I've ever seen after Green Berets and anything starring Chuck Norris.

1 pitiful looking girly pebble poo.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Sun May 31, 2015 9:41 pm

'The Amazing Spider man'

Started off well but lost interest and the lizard man made me feel sick. 3 modest lumps.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:53 pm

'Ghandi', 4.5 solid lumps.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:23 pm

"Gandhi, yeah. He made one great film and you never saw him again."


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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:14 pm

Peter Kays car share, worth a watch

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:47 pm

Oldboy. Korean film. Quite enjoyed it. Can't find the HD version. Supposedly a cult classic. Bit weird.

4/5 plops.




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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:13 pm

UitA watch I Saw The Devil with the bloke from Oldboy in it, that's brilliant and massively fucked up and violent.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 2:29 pm

A Serbian Film is a thoroughly entertaining flick for all of the family on a Sunday afternoon.
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:48 pm

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A Serbian Film is a thoroughly entertaining flick for all of the family on a Sunday afternoon.

New born porn ? That is just sick... I`ve seen it three times though squirt
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:53 pm

I've not actually seen it, the reviews put me off.
Fuck me, it's even on YouTube affraid

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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 3:59 pm

The Kronic wrote:
I've not actually seen it, the reviews put me off.
Fuck me, it's even on YouTube affraid


well, thats your evening sorted finger
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PostSubject: Re: Recommend a film/programme thread   Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:04 pm

The Kronic wrote:
I've not actually seen it, the reviews put me off.
Fuck me, it's even on YouTube affraid


It might be slightly advantageous if one was to be speak Serbian, however having spent five minutes flicking through it I think the plot is fairly easy to decipher.
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